For 2012 I seriously considered caring less about trashy reality television, but that was before I realized two new series were premiering last night. Obviously my resolutions went straight out the window. In case you missed them; I’ve provided the series descriptions below:
Scott and Kris Take Toronto
Passive aggression beckons once again as Kris Humphries returns with Scott Disick to Canada for some scripted fun. The new spinoff follows both Kardashian counterparts as they travel without permission (gasp!), complain about hurt feelings, deface Toronto by peeing publically and yelling at mounted officers then, most importantly, dodge old as-if-you-hadn’t-heard-he-was-married “friends” who rear their ugly blurred faces.
Kim and Kris Take Dubai
The bright lights of Dubai look suspiciously like paparazzi and camera crews, as Kim forgets she has a husband and Kris (Kardashian, that is) gets what we all know she’s been waiting for: a sisterly type spin-off. The series follows mother and daughter, supporting some sort of milkshake brand as they wear inappropriate footwear, make phony toasts and hang out with a bunch of people we’ve never seen before. All in an attempt to relax and discuss how things have “gotten really weird with Kris (Humphries that is).” Nothing like a free trip to Dubai to realize your marriage is in shambles.
Enjoy.
In all seriousness, thanks to E! and Ryan Seacrest Productions, of course for making Toronto look so good despite the questionable company.
Ps. These are purely over embellished portrayals of separate episodes of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, not to be confused with actual Kardashian spin offs. I know this can get komplicated.
Dashingly yours,
Lauren
