Here we go again, it is Bachelorette season and in what I guess was a nod to the upcoming Olympics, Emily Maynard showed up in an ice dancing costume --- she is so sweet that Chris Harrison probably didn’t have the heart to tell her it’s the wrong athletic season.
Anyway, usual story: Emily is looking to find the love of her fabricated life among an insane crop of men who presume they are the one; of course we will be riveted until someone puts that ABC funded ring on Emily’s finger and to make that viewing more bearable we have categorized some notable men using descriptive monikers:
Losers to Avoid:
Michael: Taylor Kitsch wanna be
Travis: Guy brandishing egg
Joe: Dawson Leery
Stevie: Party MC
Alessandro: Botox Brazilian
Stay tuned for more Pretty Pretty Bang Bang unrequited Bachelorette criticisms!
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