7 Embarrassing Experiences Associated with The Bachelor, as depicted in St. Croix

1. When you proclaim to possess qualities that we have NEVER EVER witnessed you display before.

#imspunky	#yourenotspunky

2. When you tell us that your relationship with the Bachelor is filled with crazy, raw passion and it is not.


#didntrealizethisiswhatpassionlookedlike #hotandheavy

3. When The Bachelor wants you to leave so desperately he doesn’t even have time to arrange a limo for you to depart in. Cue the standby production vans.


#byetierra

4. When you make it seem like you’re about to make a huge reveal and it isn’t shocking at all. So much so that even the Bachelor isn’t taken aback.


#stoneface

5. Closely coupled with when you do tell the Bachelor a intriguing secret and he actually just doesn’t seem to care.


#staringintospace

6. When The Bachelor uses his production pennies to buys you an ugly present and you have to pretend to like it.


#thanks

7. When even Chris Harrison is so bored with your season that he can only creep in for a 3-minute Rose Ceremony appearance.


#thisisthefinalrosetonight

Beyoncé on Vogue: because we couldn't not

Our beloved Beyoncé continues her month of unprecedented achievement with the March Vogue cover. We have decided that this cover and spread can only be described as a GRAND SLAM due to her flawlessness. Well done Vogue, well done Anna, and, of course, well done Beyoncé.

We realize this blog is rather close to becoming a super Beyoncé fan site...is that so wrong? We can't really help it anyway. This is hard-hitting news and people need to know about it. We are the brave ones here; taking on the zealous task of reporting on all world-wide Beyoncé happenings is not for the faint of heart.

Desk Accessories: Colour Confidential

Work is hard. Duh. That's why we NEED fun and cute working accessories to give us life at the office. Here are some of our favourite tools to make the day go by a little prettier.

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The Morning After: Super Beyoncé

Last night's Super Beyoncé was fierce.

And because this is the first, and likely last, time we will be reporting on a sporting event, we thought we'd share the factors that contributed to this post: Beyoncé's unwavering domination, our friend Sabrina (actually follows the NFL, offered interesting tidbits about players that we would otherwise never know), this hot guy and confirming that the Blind Side guy was indeed playing. We could have used many more camera pans to Sandra Bullock though, but let us move on.

Beyoncé was flawless and we admittedly blushed over the thought of having to do those sexy dance moves in public (these moves appeared even more sexual since Caitlin, in a panic, demanded all the lights in the apartment be turned off pre-performance).

Let's relive our favorite moments:

1. This entrance.

2. When there were multiple Beyoncés looking all kinds of fierce.
3. When Tina Knowles' fashionable eye finally made a comeback.

4. When she sang Halo and the heavens opened up.
5. When she threw that thing off stage and we all imagined catching it, then never ever taking it off
6. Sexiest dance moves this world has ever seen.

7. That flowing hair made of lights (visible from the overhead perspective).
8. When she left the stage & the world went dark after realizing it couldn't get any better than that. Also known as the Beyoncé Blackout #beyonceblackout

Her performance will truly go down in history and it is safe to say there is really no reason for us to watch the Super Bowl ever again.

Sportingly yours,
Us

March Magazine Madness!

Well it's that time of year again, famous white girls are gonna show us all the spectacular spring clothes! While we're only just freshly into February, it's never too early to start planning your spring fashions. While, we are still waiting to see who will be on the coveted March cover of Vogue US, here are some fine looking ladies on March covers.

This leaked photo is rumoured to be from Vogue's 2013 March issue. Also is rumoured to be shot by Annie Leibovitz. It would be disingenuous to claim that we didn't squeal with glee upon seeing this. Vogue or not, all hail the Queen.

Looking at your Dreams in Magazines

Vanity Fair released some images from its upcoming Hollywood issue this week and boy is it what dreams are made of.


#beinginbedwithbenandbradley


#dancingwitheddie #coulddowithoutthebear


#someofushavecrushesonjonah

Here is the actual cover:

#partune


#partdeux

Familiar Faces: SAG Award Edition

Last nights SAG awards were a tiny bit lack luster and not just because Debbie Travis single-handedly ruined the first 45 minutes. However, it did offer two redeemable happenings that your television obsessed heart should be swooning over.

Here are the two great television reunions courtesy of the 18th Annual SAG Awards:


#aliasthen #willtippin #sydneybristow


#aliasnow #plusvictorgarbershotboyfriend


#ERthen #carolhathaway #drcarter!


#ERnow #whereisherhothusband?