We are honoured to be providing a much needed service on the world wide webasphere. Please contact us directly with any issues you may be having and we are happy to provide you poor unfortunate souls with some much needed advice. Between the 2 of us we have about 50 years of life experience and have watched thousands of hours of tv and movies which is, as everybody knows, where you learn the most fundamental and practical life lessons.
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PPBB Reader: I am totally depressed about a recent break-up with my boyfriend and am not sure how to get out of a funk I have been in for few months. How can I move on?
Caitlin and Lauren: Kiss your depressions away as Beyonce is on the cover of People Magazine this week! Yes, in the past we’ve questioned the powers that be over at People Magazine, but true redemption has come in the form of a Beyonce cover and not just any cover; our girl Queen B has been crowned the Most Beautiful Woman of 2012. How could one be sad with news like this in the world?
So instead of feeling down join us in celebrating this weekend by perfecting your power ballad versions of “I Care” as you fervently refresh the Beyonce tumblr every 10 minutes, so really just any normal Saturday.
Florence Nightingalishly yours,
Us
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