This show is easily one of our favourites and we are positively ebullient at the thought of season 2! January 13 people! Check out this thrilling teaser of a trailer for yourselves!
"I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued!"
Monday Links: Canadian Disasters Edition
We consider ourselves to be pretty proud Canadians but the thriving metropolis we call home (Toronto) suffered a few missteps, mostly at the hands of Justin Beiber this weekend. We feel slightly flushed with embarrassment:
1. Whoever thought football fans wanted to listen to Justin Bieber sing about being your boyfriend was sadly mistaken. No one was particularly interested in partying like it was 3012 during the Grey Cup halftime show and audiences booed the Canadian singer. You can watch the performance here and make up your own mind. Not great.
2. Also this weekend good old Biebs tweeted a picture of himself wearing overalls while meeting Prime Minister Steven Harper. He thought it was pretty hilar, not great.
3. Last but certainly not least, our Mayor, Rob Ford was removed from office this morning after voilating the conflict of interest law. The Star published
this timeline
of Fords time in office. Not great, but at least we can all still enjoy this.
Lindsay Low-end
Lindsay Lohan attended the premiere of her new movie ‘Liz & Dick’ in Beverly Hills in a Donna Dashini gown.
Although it is unsurprising and almost tiring to comment on her steady but stubborn decline in all aspects of celebrity, this travesty cannot be ignored entirely.
This is a disheartening sight to say the least. This ensemble would be more appropriate for an awards show...celebrating actors of the adult entertainment industry. The days of Lindsay looking elegant, or even passable, are resolutely behind us. It's really a shame, she showed so much promise in the Parent Trap.
Bitterly yours,
Us
Kris Humphries Hates Reality TV
This is Kris' ex-girlfriend, Bianca:
#kimmylookalike #proathletegroupie
This is the Bachelor Canada proposing to her:
#sponsoredring #scriptedromance
And this is Kimye on KUWTK:
#famewhores #obsessed
What a shame...
#cantwin
Obsessed: @FashionKids Edition
Nothing is more amazing than a fashionable child. As per a friends recommendation, we only recently discovered @fashionkids on Instagram; as a result our feeds (and wardrobes!) got a whole lot chicer and we couldn't be more grateful.
As we scrolled couldn't help but notice this child wearing her own, immaculate version of an outfit once deemed by this blog as the Super Outfit. She's wearing it better than we ever could, #jealousy. Drippin' Swagoo for sure...
#jealousforsure
Monday Links: Twincest Edition
Hello Dearest Readers,
Aside from providing you with sincere and unabashed opinions about pop culture, we strive to educate and inspire you! We're sure you've all profited from our advice and since you are, no doubt, at the top of a long painful week, here are some interesting and topical items that can be found on the Internet to get you through the day.
1. Dear Prudence follows up on the most bizarre question ever!
This is a crazy story that we are obsessed with (anyone who knows us can attest to this fact). Worth reading. And then proceed to tell all your friends about it. This letter will prompt endless moral questions you can use to get to know your friends and family, prepare yourself for some shocking responses!
2. Also this disturbing story. This shiz makes you think.
3. For further unsettling tales of incestuous teenage entanglements we recommend V.C. Andrew's Flowers in the Attic.
Enjoy and stay busy!
Looking at Boys in Magazines
It has been an intense week, determining the Sexiest Man Alive and proclaiming hot guys as Man of the Year all over the globe! We know it's a lot to comprehend but try to enjoy it. This time comes but once a year.
WARNING: There is a lot of Channing Tatum, someone must be feeling a little extra confident this morning...
Channing Tatum for People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive 2012
Also, Max Greenfield in People!
Channing Tatum and Ben Affleck* for GQ Man of the Year
*we too are concerned about the obvious retouching/possible superimposing here
Chris Hemsworth for GQ Australia's Man of the Year
WARNING: There is a lot of Channing Tatum, someone must be feeling a little extra confident this morning...
Channing Tatum for People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive 2012
Also, Max Greenfield in People!
Channing Tatum and Ben Affleck* for GQ Man of the Year
*we too are concerned about the obvious retouching/possible superimposing here
Chris Hemsworth for GQ Australia's Man of the Year
Grab a Glass of Champagne...
...and cheers to the fact that this exists.
Happy 32nd Ryan.
Smittenly yours,
Us
Happy 32nd Ryan.
Smittenly yours,
Us
Who Will They Choose: Sexiest Man Edition
Yes, it is that time of year again! People Magazine is preparing to announce its Sexiest Man Alive this week and although we expressed some disappointment last year we are still pretty eager for Wednesday to roll around. We decided to hop on the sexy bandwagon and make some predictions of who we'd accept on this years cover...
Leo
Why he could be Sexiest: He's been crazy sexy for years, but has never earned the title (travesty!). He has three big movies coming out in the next year, Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and The Wolf of Wall Street. If not 2012 maybe 2013, although if Jack Dawson couldn't do it, can anyone?
Daniel
Why he could be Sexiest: He is, in our humble opinion, the sexiest James Bond yet and is currently hot off of Skyfall. Also he is British, extra sexy points for sure.
Channing
Why he could be Sexiest: Women couldn't hold back tears during The Vow, hold back laughter during 21 Jump Street and couldn't hold it together during Magic Mike. He's a sexy trifecta who looks amazing in a suit.
Idris
Why he could be Sexiest: Since Obsessed he has consistently made better choices (sorry, Beyonce) showing us his sexy is here to stay. Prometheus and Thor have really thrust him toward super stardom, and could set him up to be People's second black Sexiest Man Alive.
Jon
Why he could be Sexiest: Mad Men had arguably the best season ever this year and he, as always, is killing it as the uber sexy Don Draper.
Tom
Why he could be Sexiest: In the Dark Knight he was more scary than sexy, but made up for it in Lawless and This Means War, also by just being all around attractive.
Zac
Why he could be Sexiest: We're really just kidding here. Sure he's gotten really hot this year, but that's playing a little fast and loose with the word "man." One day maybe.
Current crushes we are also hoping to see make the list:
(Left to Right: Jesse Williams, Joshua Bowman, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Adam Scott, Aaron Paul, Eddie Redmayne, Aziz Ansari, Jim Sturgess)
Leo
Why he could be Sexiest: He's been crazy sexy for years, but has never earned the title (travesty!). He has three big movies coming out in the next year, Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and The Wolf of Wall Street. If not 2012 maybe 2013, although if Jack Dawson couldn't do it, can anyone?
Daniel
Why he could be Sexiest: He is, in our humble opinion, the sexiest James Bond yet and is currently hot off of Skyfall. Also he is British, extra sexy points for sure.
Channing
Why he could be Sexiest: Women couldn't hold back tears during The Vow, hold back laughter during 21 Jump Street and couldn't hold it together during Magic Mike. He's a sexy trifecta who looks amazing in a suit.
Idris
Why he could be Sexiest: Since Obsessed he has consistently made better choices (sorry, Beyonce) showing us his sexy is here to stay. Prometheus and Thor have really thrust him toward super stardom, and could set him up to be People's second black Sexiest Man Alive.
Jon
Why he could be Sexiest: Mad Men had arguably the best season ever this year and he, as always, is killing it as the uber sexy Don Draper.
Tom
Why he could be Sexiest: In the Dark Knight he was more scary than sexy, but made up for it in Lawless and This Means War, also by just being all around attractive.
Zac
Why he could be Sexiest: We're really just kidding here. Sure he's gotten really hot this year, but that's playing a little fast and loose with the word "man." One day maybe.
Current crushes we are also hoping to see make the list:
(Left to Right: Jesse Williams, Joshua Bowman, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Adam Scott, Aaron Paul, Eddie Redmayne, Aziz Ansari, Jim Sturgess)
Top 5 Funniest TV Mustache Moments
We love TV (obviously), we also love mustache humor!
To honor and of course show our support of Movember we have compiled the funniest mustache moments for your enjoyment.
1. 30 Rock "Black Light Attack"
#mosista
2. Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
#thetomselleck
3. Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy's"
#notthesamewithoutastache
4. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Father Knows Best"
#everyoneonfreshprincehasamustache
5. Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
#marioandluigi
Honorable Mention:
The Office "Welcome Party" & "Sex Ed":
#stanleyhasastache
#outrageoushandlebars
Happy Movember,
Us
To honor and of course show our support of Movember we have compiled the funniest mustache moments for your enjoyment.
1. 30 Rock "Black Light Attack"
2. Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
#thetomselleck
3. Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy's"
#notthesamewithoutastache
4. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Father Knows Best"
#everyoneonfreshprincehasamustache
5. Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
#marioandluigi
Honorable Mention:
The Office "Welcome Party" & "Sex Ed":
#stanleyhasastache
#outrageoushandlebars
Happy Movember,
Us
The Men of Downton Abbey Get Styled
It's no surprise that we are trying to soak up every imperial ounce of DA we can find since this season will sadly be over before we've even had the chance to properly lay eyes on (SPOILER ALERT) Baby Sybil.
So now we present to you the unsmiling, yet irrefutably handsome men of Downton featured in the December GQ UK edition. We've posted these images by order of attractiveness of course.
#dashing
#daisyyoucouldnevergetthis
#dyingforthisrobe
#daisyyoushouldhavetakenthiswhenyouhadthechance #william2.0
#kindalovingthisplaid
#perpetuallookofdisdain
#sooverbatesandanna
#yesyoushouldbeworried
5 Dangers Associated with Dating Taylor Swift
Aside from the obvious worry of an entire album dedicated to your defects and shortfalls as a boyfriend, you can also expect the following:
1. She has probably already purchased a home conveniently located on your family property and you're never ever getting back together.
2. Having to begrudgingly, not only hear about but share with the world embarrassing things about yourself through catchy country pop music. Lets all take a moment to picture Jake Gyllenhaal dancing around in the refrigerator light.
3. You’re going to have to give up listening to Kanye West on top of pretending that he wasn’t right and that Beyoncé didn’t have one of the best videos of all time.
4. She is definitely going to tell Ellen DeGeneres about it, particularly the bad stuff. Her audience WILL boo you.
5. She’s going to leave those roses you brought her there to die. We are looking at you Taylor Lautner, better luck next December.
We LOVE Swift in all her boy craziness and highly recommend checking out her new album RED -- currently obsessing over I Knew You Were Trouble, All Too Well and The Moment I Knew (how dare Jake Gyllenhaal not show up to her 21st birthday! Blasphemy!)
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