Kardashian Koncern


Last night Kourtney and Kim Kardashian took Miami amidst what felt like a sick joke. I only say this because the happenings on last night’s episode seemed ill-timed and very koncerning.

The episode, basically an hour-long Instagram session set to dialogue, focused on the arrival of Kim's kitten Mercy and her inability to care for anything other than herself. Ok, so this is koncerning for several reasons, but mainly because we’ve just found out that she is pregnant. Bad time to have us watch her not only struggle to take care of, but also misplace, an adorable kitten that she refers to as her child! (Spoiler alert: this kitten, sadly, has in fact met an untimely, and now suspicious, death and was last seen posthumously on the Kardashian Khristmas Kard).

Also koncerning is when Kanye West (gifter of the kitten, as well as father to be) kind of insisted that Kim name the pet after his song entitled Mercy; doesn’t bode well for the naming of the Kimye infant, but we can revisit this conversation when little Jesus Walks West is born.

Lastly, I think we should definitely be koncerned about Kim’s adoption of the phrase YOLO and not just because as a society we’ve decided to stop saying it. I worry she is misinterpreting only living once as an excuse to have one man's baby while still married to another -- yet another ill-timed situation of which Khloe continued to remind us last night.

All things considered, looks like a great season ahead. Should be interesting if the episode where Khloe excitedly finds out she is X-Factor co-host coincides with the confirmation that she is definitely fired from the show. May as well continue this genius-scheduling streak!

Dashingly yours,

Lauren

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