After a glory filled week of scrutinization, text message fanfare and overall bewilderment, we finally had the opportunity to come together over the weekend to adore the only thing that is to be adored currently (Christ-what?): Beyoncé.
In doing so we made some heavy declarations; including one-hundy-percent locking down a #flawless dance routine to Jealous in time for cottage sing along season. More pressing however, and on the heels of a brand new year, we'd like to share with you 10 life experiences we are resolving for as a direct result of the The GAMAW (Goddess Among Men And Women) that is Beyoncé.
10. Fight over a hairdryer with a beauty pageant contestant.
9. Fly to Paris, get in town car. Sing: "Driver roll up the partition please."
8. Determine what are cigars on ice. Incorporate into life accordingly.
7. Sneeze to make the beat get sicker.
6. Get pregnant while listening to Rocket. Just kidding, mom.
5. Create work appropriate outfit consisting of fur cape/coat and bathing suit.
4. Establish how "Pull up on ya" is achieved. Execute. With someone you love and trust implicitly obviously.
3. Flex in Texas.
2. Cook a meal...in a penthouse...half naked.
...and our #1 'Yonce Resolution. 
What is on your list for 2014??
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