It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Award season is back in full swing and we were giddy with excitement for the 71st Annual Golden Globes. Our evening was spent equal parts cringing and celebrating and that’s just the way we like it. It seemed like a big win for SNL Alum, although by the looks on Lorne Michaels' face you wouldn’t have thought so; we surely can’t imagine him continuing to scowl at Amy and Tina’s perfect Clooney and DiCaprio zingers or during Andy Samberg’s adorable acceptance speech (sidebar: how precious was the Seth Meyers enthusiasm for him?)!
We also can’t imagine being alone in what we loved about last night’s event: Jared Leto’s bun, budding romance between Amy Poehler and Bono, being proud of Leo but then, as any good girlfriend should be, equally shamed by his mispronunciation, as well as Emma Thompson and Julia Louis Dreyfus' overall amazingness, to name only a few. So we have, as we were born to do, compiled a comprehensive list of our best and worst of the night.
Best Dressed Ladies: The stunning Lupita Nyong'o in Ralph Lauren and that siren Helen Mirren in Jenny Packham.
Best Dressed Men (this really just means SEXIEST MEN to us hetero gals): Idris Elba and Chris Pine. Swoon.
Worst dressed Ladies: Jennifer Lawrence in Dior and, hate to say it, Sandy Bullock in Prabal Gurung.
Winner for lowest cut neckline: Not surprising Amy Adams, could've done without that necklace, but she does look bangin'.
Let's close our eyes and imagine Lena Dunham wore something more in this colour range:
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Biggest contrast from dowdy character: Lady Edith (Laura Carmichael) of course, in Viktor & Rolf. Brava!
Best Couples: Brothers Jared & Shannon Leto, hostesses Amy Poehler & Tina Fey in Stella McCartney & Carolina Herrera (straight up missing John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this category, but these stunning twosomes made it easier!)
Paula Patton is nowhere near a big enough star to wear this:
The greige gang:
Ladies in Black and White:
Looks like Julia Roberts went shopping in Kris Jenner's walk-in!
Golden Embellishments:
How is Kelly's hair still purple? This is record holding novelty hair! Rashida Jones and Julianna Marguiles look beyond great!
Sexy men in velvet:
Most delightfully uncomfortable moment: Cut to pangs of awkwardness and confusion felt all over the world.
Honorable mention:Jacqueline Bisset
Shameful and unsuspecting hottie, with whom we'd gladly party in St. Barths: Alex Ebert, a.k.a. that guy who won for musical score and was also once on P. Diddy's boat!
Pixie Cut-off? Jennifer Lawrence vs. Robin Wright. AMIWright? (i.e. Robin Wright's is better).
Honorable mention: Bun-off between Jared Leto and Emma Watson!
Worst Angelina Jolie knock off: Amber Heard in Versace.
TV Shows and Movies you are now considering watching (in case you haven't or aren't already):
Brooklyn Nine-nine
Dallas Buyers Club
American Hustle (although our reviews are in people and we aren't soaring, ask us why and we will gladly discuss.)
Wolf of Wall Street
12 Years a Slave
Philomania (coming soon to a theatre near you! We hear it's a Scorsese masterpiece.)
Stay Golden,
Us
