Morning After: Golden Globes 2013

Last night's Golden Globes were delightful, purely because Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are simply the best hostesses ever. Our ladies were on fire and we’d like to demand that they host everything we watch/do from here on out (I am pretty sure the audience would agree as they were laughing just as hard at those zingers). As per the usual story, everyone tried to look pretty and have a good time (exceptions: Taylor Swift, Joaquin Phoenix, Tommy Lee Jones and a teleprompter who didn't), although we did furrow our brows at a few things and wanted more visuals from the Ben/J.Lo/Diddy triangle, we were mostly entertained. Here are our highlights:


Best-dressed girls: Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Couture, Michelle Dockery in Alexandre Vauthier


Worst dressed girls: Halle Berry in disaster, Sienna Miller in Erdem (errr...is right).


Best-dressed guys: Daniel Craig in Tom Ford (but, of course), Leonardo DiCaprio in unconfirmed, but sexy tux, and Eddie Redmayne looking divine.


Worst dressed guy: Robert Pattinson. We placed him with the losers only because he just looked like one all night. Skulking and drinking his Heineken solo. No offence to the actual custom clothing here.


Best couple(s): Emily Blunt in Elie Saab & John Krasinski and Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner in Vivienne Westwood.


Worst couple(s): Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez & boy companion.


Best (and by best we mean worst) Lace: J. Lo in Zuhair Murad, Julie Louis Dreyfous in Vera Wang, Julianna Magulies in Puccini.


Best Olympic Sanctioned Ice Dancing Costumes: Kate Hudson in Alexander McQueen and J.Lo in Zuhair Murad


Best maternity, with new mom hair: Kristen Bell in Jenny Packham.


Possible meh, maternity: Anne Hathaway in Chanel (not pregnant but still.)


Best Wedding Party: Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy (bride) Lena Dunham in Zac Posen and Taylor Swift in Donna Karan (bridesmaids).


Best Look-a-Likes: Is Jeremy Irons actually Daniel Day Lewis with slight make-up application to age him?


Best Fan Girls: Jon Hamm clapping and looking elated after Girls wins Best TV Show & Daniel Craig high-fiving Adele. Cute as a freaking button.


Favourite moment: Amy Poehler creeping up on George Clooney!

Most awkward moment: Lena Dunham should have worn flats.


Most Annoying moment (also overall person): Ann Hathaway, your speech was nice, but too clearly researched and rehearsed and you didn’t have to use the Les Mis movie win to wrap it up. Know your moments.


Most endearing moment: Adele having her girls night out and acting genuinely humbled by the win.

Moment we wished had happened!: Audience V-Mars reunion with Kristen Bell, Amanda Seyried and Max Greenfield.

Goldenly yours,

Us