1. When you proclaim to possess qualities that we have NEVER EVER witnessed you display before.
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#imspunky |
#yourenotspunky |
2. When you tell us that your relationship with the Bachelor is filled with crazy, raw passion and it is not.
#didntrealizethisiswhatpassionlookedlike #hotandheavy
3. When The Bachelor wants you to leave so desperately he doesn’t even have time to arrange a limo for you to depart in. Cue the standby production vans.
#byetierra
4. When you make it seem like you’re about to make a huge reveal and it isn’t shocking at all. So much so that even the Bachelor isn’t taken aback.
#stoneface
5. Closely coupled with when you do tell the Bachelor a intriguing secret and he actually just doesn’t seem to care.
#staringintospace
6. When The Bachelor uses his production pennies to buys you an ugly present and you have to pretend to like it.
#thanks
7. When even Chris Harrison is so bored with your season that he can only creep in for a 3-minute Rose Ceremony appearance.
#thisisthefinalrosetonight
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