The Morning After: Super Beyoncé

Last night's Super Beyoncé was fierce.

And because this is the first, and likely last, time we will be reporting on a sporting event, we thought we'd share the factors that contributed to this post: Beyoncé's unwavering domination, our friend Sabrina (actually follows the NFL, offered interesting tidbits about players that we would otherwise never know), this hot guy and confirming that the Blind Side guy was indeed playing. We could have used many more camera pans to Sandra Bullock though, but let us move on.

Beyoncé was flawless and we admittedly blushed over the thought of having to do those sexy dance moves in public (these moves appeared even more sexual since Caitlin, in a panic, demanded all the lights in the apartment be turned off pre-performance).

Let's relive our favorite moments:

1. This entrance.

2. When there were multiple Beyoncés looking all kinds of fierce.
3. When Tina Knowles' fashionable eye finally made a comeback.

4. When she sang Halo and the heavens opened up.
5. When she threw that thing off stage and we all imagined catching it, then never ever taking it off
6. Sexiest dance moves this world has ever seen.

7. That flowing hair made of lights (visible from the overhead perspective).
8. When she left the stage & the world went dark after realizing it couldn't get any better than that. Also known as the Beyoncé Blackout #beyonceblackout

Her performance will truly go down in history and it is safe to say there is really no reason for us to watch the Super Bowl ever again.

Sportingly yours,
Us

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